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gobe:

Heart.Just.Broke.
Earth Day indeed.

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mrmanager:

ill-starred-son:

wasted—kitten:

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

YES

alex-ryu-westerlund:

I’m dying.

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

kurosaki224:

erpsicle:

birdsbirds:

hookteeth:

DUCKS DO IT TOO

good news, everyone.

oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this  fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.

so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.

That is the best story I have ever heard.